WEEK OF JULY 27/08
CELEBRITY BULLSHIT
Amy Winehouse is still a crackhead.
Patrick Swayze is looking much better after being diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, he has been seen on the set of his NEW TV SHOW! Long live the king of old kick-ass 80's movies.
Shia Labeouf was arrested for a DUI, and had to have extensive surgury on his hand. His BOO-BOO should be all better in a month, then filming of
Transformers 2 will begin.
Denise Richards is apparently making her divorce down and dirty, during a court hearing she insinuated that
Charlie Sheen was molesting their two daughters.
Ryan Seacrest was bit by a shark! It was nothing serious, he was bit by a baby shark on the foot, I am sure he will live.
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ACTUAL NEWS
An 11-year-old boy is enjoying a flash of fame in Brazil after biting a pitbull that attacked him as he played in his uncle's back yard, local media reported on Thursday. Gabriel Almeida, who lives on the outskirts of Belo Horizonte in the state of Minas Gerais, broke a canine tooth when he bit into the dog's neck to fend off an attack. Since then, he has been pampered in the studios of several TV stations, where he has been recounting his ordeal.
"I grabbed him by the neck and bit," he told O Globo newspaper. "It's no big deal. It's better to lose a tooth than to lose your life." He was freed when bystanders pulled the dog off him and needed four stitches
Three Hong Kong children have been sentenced to more than three years for the armed hold-up of a jewellery shop, a newspaper said on Thursday, with the court saying the stiff sentence was in the public interest.
Disguised with masks and caps, the two boys and one girl, all aged 14, threatened staff at the shop with knives in September last year, grabbing gold necklaces, bracelets and pendants valued at more than HK$1 million ($128,200).
Sentencing the three, now aged 15, the judge said the offence was too serious to warrant a training centre term despite the age of the three, the South China Morning Post said.
One boy, an apprentice to the mastermind goldsmith who had earlier been jailed for seven years, was sentenced to three years and seven months, while the other two, who are cousins, were jailed for three years and five months.
Earlier this week, a court heard that a nine-year-old Hong Kong girl traveled alone into mainland China to collect heroin and bring it back in her rucksack for a drug trafficker who paid her HK$1,200.
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